don't know what to think of these, would prefer less than 50 people in the afternoon but still, not bad I guess.
Theater reports:
Oak Tree Theater
Seattle, WA
12:15 showing
Popcorn and Diet Coke
Second film in a row there with no trailers (grrrrrr)
300 seat theater, perhaps 50 people there.
From the moment they set up the film with the amazingly catchy "Scotty Doesn't Know" song, I was hooked. This was the best teen sex romp I've seen since "Not Another Teen Movie," which is probably the most pleasurable of all my movie guilty pleasures. The film didn't have an ounce of intelligence to it, which was perfect. It was simply flat out funny, and anyone who can stand a nude beach scene that ends as if it were the bizarro world version of the execution in "The Meaning of Life," and if you can stomach jokes about sex with horses or Italians on a train, it's about 90 minutes of mindless fun. I laughed a lot at this film, as did everyone in the theater. Go see it--you won't be disappointed.
Interesting note: the last time I went to this theater was for MRACL's open. At that time, they were not going to play PASON. That has changed now. Due to demand, they said that they were indeed now one of the additional 800 theaters that were playing PASON, and they had booked two pre-opening shows, one for Thursday and one for Friday, for local churches. They have said demand is pretty high, and more people have been asking for showtimes for it than for any movie ever there, according to the manager. She's not convinced, however, that these weren't people looking for times so they could come protest, and she doesn't care, but she said they definitely were feeling the buzz, and Loews had asked them to take it on because they wanted to ensure enough capacity in their Seattle theaters.
As for the opening films, she didn't think any of them would do very well, although they have COTDQ and MOOSE in the two largest theaters there.
Anyway--good luck, and go see EUROT if you just want a stupid good time.
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First matinee, 10 people, almost all of them guys in their twenties, in a 600-seat theater. No reaction to any of the trailers.
Anchorman
Dawn of the Dead (actually looks good)
Girl Next Door
Mean Girls
Starsky & Hutch
Envy
I've now had the misfortune of watching Ben Stiller shoot a horse in two consecutive trailers.
Eurotrip was high on my list for months, until the trailers started coming out, each one worse than the one before. So I was pleasantly surprised when the movie was really funny and most of the ten people were laughing. For the first half hour. Then it imploded (with the dreadfully unfunny scuzé scene) and got worse by the minute. Nobody laughed for the last hour.
I'm still long. There's no accounting for bad taste.